My Addiction to Ebay

Recently, I've been finding myself in an inescapable cycle of wasting my money, be it on eating with friends, driving people to places or working out at the gym. My worst streak, however, can only be attributed to one of the largest online retailers on the interwebs: E-bay.

E-bay Schmeabay, you say?

What started as a dollar-hunt ended up placing me $70 (HOLY BEJEEZUS) farther into debt. My poor debit card was screaming at the misuse and abuse by PayPal. I knew something was up when there were at least 30 PayPal transactions on my dwindling checking account's debit log, but I just didn't know when to stop! It was so motherfucking addicting!

Before I knew it, there were five packages coming in e'rday. And it's not necessarily cool crap, either. Here's what I've gotten so far:

• Red lingerie tights
• Black lingerie tights (with a BOW!)
• Fake eyelashes
• BLUE fake eyelashes
• Fake eyelashes with STARS
• Fake eyelash CONTAINER
• Fake HAIR
• Domo computer bag (I didn't even buy this shit!)
• Free eyelinerbrow liner that came with my schmexy tights
• Earrings in the shape of closet items!
• Some kind of headwrap...it was only 20 cents

I, Hazel, willingly admit to all hereby witnesses that I, Hazel, do have a most terrible addiction to hedonism and Asian-bargain-hunting syndrome and that I, Hazel, will do absolutely nothing to stop myself other than head over to the gym so I can fit into my new $30 monokini of which is coincidentally the most expensive item of anything that I, Hazel, have ever bought for myself.

But not on E-Bay!! xD