I get there, and I'm freaked out because I think I'm overdressed. So I take off my sheer lingerie dress and sport my white bikini top and boot-ay shorts + lingerie number. I couldn't do all the make-up that I had wanted to because I got high at 4:20 with Bandi, not to mention that I only managed to make 4 Kandi bracelets in, what, 2 hours? I hate getting so totaled after one hit.
BUT.
I got mad that the xtc from Canada wasn't working so I went ahead and bought a point of mdma from Matt's dealer at the rave. We met up at the porter potties and it turns out that I literally got it for free. I handed her a twenty and she gave me back...a twenty. AW FUCKING YEAH.
Sometimes I am so glad that I am small and Asian and that we orientals have literally no drug tolerances, because when the XTC hit I was fucking mind-blown. I could've sat on that stupid, scratchy grass for 5 fucking hours. Did I? OF COURSE FUCKING NOT. I had to dance and no one wanted to dance. So my XTC-ridden self went to go flirt with the first guy playing with tektonics, who happened to be gay and wanted to introduce me all his other gay bffls and boyfriend, Ronnie.
I met this hot girl named Adrienne who kept lying to me about her husband and her child in Romania or somewhere but I was like wtf and moved on to making out with her and grinding myself on her body, you know, just so we could get to know each other better.
We pretty much went around like this for a while, much to the merriment of creepy straight guys horny for a "little" lesbian action. I gotta say that when I'm on x, I'm a dirty dancing queen omfuckinggod. I met Adrienne's friend, Rage, and I gave him a semi-pole dance (My catchphrase of the night: Hey do you to be my pole and I'll be your personal pole dancer? ((I swear this works, no guy is ever going to turn down that))). After that, he was all "Ok, you're my new friend." At the end of the rave, he found me and gave me this rainbow glowy pacifier because I was having a slight problem with lacerating my bottom lip due to my incessant grinding. Of teeth. And genitalia. I swear, there were all these creepy Mexican guys who kept trying to grind with me and make-out with me. Adrienne and I did look and act like sluts..but really guys? At least offer me drugs.
So Adrienne eventually gives me some of mdma and by that point I've hit pretty much 4 capsules. I'm gone. Adrienne and I are literally having sex with our clothes on in the grass; some dude comes over to bring us a t-shirt to use so the burs don't get all in our hair -.-
- I tried to get on stage with my gay tektonik friend but they wouldn't let us, even after I auditioned myself for 10 minutes.
- Adrienne and I used our hot bods to 'seduce' nice and willing people into giving us some of their water. What nice folks <3
- I started giving the ground a lap-dance after a while.
- We lost Lackey to this hot mofo who was grinding with her. She rolled before any of us.
- There were these two dudes who came up to me and Adrienne and wanted to give us a light-show. We had to lie on our backs with them sitting on top of us. Totally reasonable. It was fun.
- These other two dudes offered me a sip of water which actually was probably roofies. Adrienne advised me not to drink it.
- I ditched Adrienne after a while to go dance by myself in the middle of nowhere in the grassy place. No wonder everyone was looking at me -.-
- I saw this hot dude with a hot bod dancing on the tables in front of the stage so I signaled him to come down and dance with me. So he did.
- This dude danced on water bottles with me. Then we went to a dark corner. We watched a light-show, I masturbated a little for these people who were parked right across from the chain-link fence (they would not fucking go away) and then I made out with the dude.
- This awesome drunk cowboy let me ride his horse at a gallop around his farm after the rave.
- I went back to Jonathan's house, he found a shirt, we took off all our clothes and I think we had sex.
- Fuck.
- Took a shower with him (omgggahhhd so cute when I was massaging in the shampoo <3) and instead of going back to Spencer's, I just slept next to Johnny boy, who drops me off in the morning after smoking some weird weed thing out of this pretty cute bong.
- My lip was fucking swollen. OMG.
Short story: Met hot chick. Met hot dudes. Rubbed myself all over everyone. They liked it. Was a huge slut the entire evening. Within 2 minutes of rolling I was already making-out with Adrienne. Bikini turned grey. We ran out of condoms. Got 2 points for free. Lost my virginity. <- he doesn't know that though. I've been introducing myself as a pole dancer and people automatically think I'm a stripper.
Obviously ;)
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