Thursday, July 28, 2011

It's "Basically" Die-Anetics

Dianetics: To "Die" For


Basically an hour and a half of solid testimonial and propaganda, disregarding the amount of time taken up by showing the url (dianetics.org) on a black background after EVERY single GODDAMN testimonial. In fact, during this whole time I was watching this the only thing I managed to learn was that "Every man is basically good."

Pay attention to the word 'basically', the foundation of a new religion that is "sweeping the nation." Thank you, L. Ron Hubbard. I wish I was more like you.

I'M SOLD.

P.S. I miss Patrick. Good luck to him and his door-to-door endeavors. I wish him luck and godspeed in selling his "homework" even though we may never meet again.

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