Friday, July 29, 2011

Dear Ms. Ember Ashe...

...you are my lesbian love.

When I grow up, I want to be a pole-dancer and strip for money. Even though I'm barely an A-cup, my ass still looks tight in boy-shorts <3

I got my housing assignment today, and I can't wait until I actually move in. My roommate looks really straight-edge (think blonde, freckled, white shirt, Nike shorts). Wait...that description could also fit a sorostitute...it's PARTY TIME BABYYYYY~ All my mom is talking about is the mold that could possibly be infesting Moore-Hill given its founding time sometime in the 1960's. Joy.

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