PROGRESS. I have made significant progress.
Today marks the first day I have officially followed my new diet plan to the letter. To the letter. Less than 1200 calories consumed, most of it from protein, none from direct simple carbohydrates, sugar limited to only that from the fruit variety and I even managed to start jumping rope. Thank you SparkPeople!
Today also marks the day I've decided to rejoin Hogwarts Online under a different moniker. The first time didn't go so well for me, so I'm hoping that maybe I can be a little more of myself (meaning more likeable COUGH COUGH) instead of a little pretentious Slytherin bitch. :) But it turns out fate comes around to bite me in the ass sometimes, because right when I had resigned and embraced the fact I could deal with being in Ravenclaw, blue being my color and all, HOL decided to put me in Gryffindor. FUCKING GRYFFINDOR. NOOO GODDAMMIT NOOOO WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME??!?!?!??? <- caps lock rage.
I'm so obsessed with fitness I almost signed up for a 5:45 am running class in Spicewood Springs. Also, the last of my hosiery has arrived from the Ebay Schmebay market, but I am still awaiting my lovely more realistic cosplay wig ^^
AT THIS EXACT MOMENT I have finished texting Jello telling her to join HOL with me because I really really need a real-life buddy to play this game with me. It is also apt to mention that she still frequents Chat Roulette even though hot English women masturbate to her face while they chat. Maybe it's an ego boost ;)
Why do I keep smelling that shirt...(you know which shirt, dumbbutt).
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