Dear Miss Opal Dragonfly

So THIS is why I really hate HOL. You just find all these weirdos and creeps who are not in absolutely any way normal or would be able to fit in in a normal society OFF the internet.

You have your douchebags, your annoying know-it-alls, your little trolls...

But THEN you have those people who have no self-esteem in real life and have to go online to feel all hoity-toity about themselves because they aren't accepted in actual society with actual, living BREATHING people. They're shut out of social situations, they have trouble making real friends and then they feel like because others can't judge them on how weird they are (at first! oh at first!), they think they're all high and mighty and start walking around like they're queen of the world.

Then you have those people who take everything WAY way WAY WAY too seriously. Everything. EVERYfuckingTHING. Honestly people, we're all complete nerds. We're playing a fucking ROLE PLAYING game based on a book about freaking wizards and witches. We're fucking pretending we're fucking in Hogwarts and we fucking have to take these fucking classes.

HOL may be your life, but it sure as hell ain't mine because, honestly speaking, I have other things going on in my real life. And THAT, my friend, is why you have fucking no life and no friends and have to rely on hiding yourself behind a computer so you don't have to face fucking reality.

**EDIT: AND ONE MORE THING: I absolutely fucking HATE it when people online act like total bitches and it's totally a part of their personality that they're trying to hide behind sweet and cute little lines of texts because WE can't see their body language. BODY LANGUAGE. <<EDIT>> I have absolutely no idea what the hell I'm talking about here. I think I'm trying to say that I fucking hate it when people ARE bitches and you can tell through subtle connotations in their writing style that they ARE fucking bitches and have no life and are totally socially inept in real life and basically worthless idiots wasting our precious air and time and resources BUT they insist (absolutely INSIST) on trying to pretend that they're cute and all. Yeah right, like adding a little "*scurries away in a corner*" is going to fucking endear you to me. I know what cute is. I fucking exude the image OF fucking cuteness. Am I cute all the time? No. Do I pretend to be? Sometimes. Am I a bitch? YES. All the time? NO. And THAT acknowledgement, buddy ol' pal, is what marks the difference between a total fucktard like YOU and a someone like ME.

If you're a bitch, you're a bitch. Don't pretend to be something you're not. We may all have our inner bitch, but at least we're obvious and acknowledging our own shortcomings. It's when people like you try to hide your bitchiness and try to be fucking CUTE when you're abso-fucking-lutely NOT is what fucking ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME.

Bite me. I dare you. Fucking motherfucking fucktard....